What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:48
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What are some sad truths about life?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO